1、There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. - Unknown
世界上有“10”种人：一种懂得二进制，另一种则不懂。
2、My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard. - Unknown
我的pokemon（口袋妖怪）把所有nerds（技术呆瓜）带到了码头，他们说你需要交易卡？噢，是的，我需要交易卡，但是我不会用charizard（在所有交易卡中最强大的一张）来交易的。
3、 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." - Unknown
微软：“你遇到问题的话，我们有会跳舞的回形针（替你解决）。”
4、If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 . - T-Shirt
如果一开始你没有成功，就叫它1.0版本。
5、1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d - tee shirt
如果你能把这个读出来，你确实需要好好放松一下了。
6、Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Unknown
现今，有两队人马在程序设计上竞争：软件工程师努力设计出最大最好的白痴都会使用的程序， 宇宙拼命制造最大最好的白痴。到目前为止，宇宙胜出。
7、I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly - T-Shirt
我并不是反社会；我只是对用户不太友好。（“user friendly”——也一个在线连环漫画的名称，主题是技术笑话和滑稽幽默）
8、I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code - Unknown
我很乐意去改变世界，但是他门不给我源代码。
9、The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. -Unknown
这个杯子既不是只装了一半也不是还有一半没装满，它只是比它原本应该设计的体积大了一倍。
10、A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Unknown
计算机比人类历史上任何发明都更快的导致你犯错误，当然除了手枪和龙舌兰酒之外。
没有评论:
发表评论